There's a little boy and a little girl walking down the street one day.
The Little boy turn to the little girl and says : "My dad gave me five
dollars today."
The little girl looks at him and says : "So what! My dad gave me ten
dollars today."
As they get a little further down the street the little boy turns to the
little girl and says : "My dad bought a brand new car."
The little girl looks at him and says : "So what! My day buys a new car
every year."
Well this bothered the little boy a little but not to bad. As they walked
down the street a little further the little boy turned to the little girl
and said : "My dad started me a bank account last week and put in fifty
dollars."
The little girl lookes at him and said : "So what! I start me a bank account
and I have over five hundered dollars in it."
Now this saw pissing the little boy off, every time he told the little
girl something she told him something better. Well the little boy thought
and thought and thought as they walked down the street till he thought of
something the little girl could not top him on.
The little boy stop looked at the little girl and drop his pants and said:
"I have one these and you don't!"
The little girl turn and pulled up her dress and said :
"I have one of these and can get all those I want!"
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